Lyrics: Lady Yzab`e de Rodez
and Lord Pieter van der Eiken
Music: Battle Hymn of the Republic
Captain Vargas has an ego bigger than our Barony,
he'll be the first to tell you and on that we all agree;
A handsome lord and warrior of legendary might-
to boast he has every right!
Lordy, lordy Vargas give us all a break,
Lordy, lordy Man, you really take the cake,
We are proud and we all love him and we're happy for him too,
But he'll talk at you until you're blue!
Captain Vargas went to Pennsic 33 alone this year,
his Lady wife could not attend him, she had stuff to do back here,
but a phone call and a long ride took her quickly to his side,
for knighthood he was vigilized!
Lordy, lordy, Captain Vargas is a Knight!
Lordy, lordy, isn't he an awesome sight?
We are proud, but we are wary, for our teeth I fear we'll grit,
Cause we'll never hear the end of it!
Captain Vargas went to vigil, to proclaim his golden honor,
To his teary-eyed surprised she came, his Lady Rowan Connor!
Their happiness is endless for he's now part of the Chivalry
And stuck to hear about it all are we!
Lordy, lordy, good Sir Vargas hear our cheers,
Lordy, lordy, glory after all these years
We are proud and we all love you but just think on this a bit,
and don't rub our happy faces in it!
Well the moral of this story is quite plain for all to see,
Our hearts are filled with gladness heís a Knight of Chivalry
But our stomachs tense and tickle for we cannot help but fear,
That the end of it we'll never hear!
Lordy, lordy Captain Vargas now Sir Knight!
Lordy, lordy isn't he an awesome sight,
We are proud and we all love him but he put us into fits
For deep down heís really full of ........
