Raining Cheese
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Raining Cheese
Long ago, well before I was born Once upon a time the moon was made of cheese But Neil Armstrong and his crew They flew and flew and flew And they scared the cheese away, oh yes they did Oh me, oh my, moon is high in the sky It was raining, it was raining green cheese I went down to Munster Indiana They ought to tell you that it isn't made of cheese 'Cause I traveled way down there Couldn't find it anywhere Not a crumb of Munster cheese, oh no indeed Oh me, oh my, there's a Hoosier in the sky It was raining, raining Indiana cheese I was walking on the north side of Chicago All I wanted was a little taste of cheese But all I found was pizza sauce Guarded by some man called "Boss" And a pizzeria box, can you believe Oh me, oh my, pizza pie in the sky It was raining, raining Mozzarella cheese Way up north beyond the Cheddar Curtain Oh Wisconsin is the fabled Land of Cheese That must be the place to go But I got buried in the snow And I didn't thaw out 'til the Packers game Oh me, oh my, teach a badger how to fly It was raining, it was raining cheddar cheese So I searched the whole wide world Doing research for the "Origin of Cheese" Then a farmer told me how Told me cheese comes from a cow He was laughing as I woke up from this dream Oh me, oh my, cow and moon in the sky It was raining, it was raining milk and cheese Oh me, oh my, cow and moon in the sky It was raining, it was raining milk and cheese |
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