Pizza on the Field
| A Filk of Song Of The Shieldwall |
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Pizza On The Field
Hasten O pizza, down to the shieldwall Fighters are hungry and so is the queen For they haven't eaten since yesterday morning And without the food they are gonna get mean We'll gather money of paper and silver Trade it for riches far better than gold Just bring us the pizza that we have been promised Pizza the Calontir army can hold! Hear now our order, pizzas a-plenty Must be delivered with great speed and haste With cheese and with meat, but please not with anchovies Those small salty fishes are not to our taste Get in the car now and drive to the battle We need our dinner and waiting is old We long for the pizza the Queen has requested Fine pizza for Calontiri so bold! Hasten O fyrds-men, hasten O huscarls, Come now and eat while the food is still hot The linden-wood shield will serve well as a platter And warm mozzarella will sure hit the spot Gather together O shoulder-companions And if this story is ever retold Know that the pizza can squish through a helmet We ate it all 'ere it ever got cold! |
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