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Juice of the Vine (Midrealm Version)


Parzival Angist            


Filk song to the tune of “Juice of the Vine”, from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Written: October 2023
First Performed: Bardic Madness XXV (November 4 2023), at the Post-Revelry Bardic Circle

No fortune found, nor fate divine
come close to topping the juice of the vine.
With cheery crew, we sip and sway
let’s tip the tankard and waste the day.

[CHORUS]
Reeraw! Well ye ken, our toils can wait for a time.
We saw the folly of men who rather than revel repine.
[CHORUS]

The gift of song, the gift of life
Is wasted on the spirit of strife.
So fill your glass and join our frape,
Get wasted on the sap of the grape.

[CHORUS]

Ambrosia that we've told was rare,
Is easily found without a care.
So come ye all, fair and true
And drink your fill from dusk 'till noon.

[CHORUS]

As we respite, from life mundane
The strongest comforts, do we attain
For no greater salve, is there to find
Than mead, cordial, spirit, and wine

[CHORUS]

From gentles new, to peers of old
Heads unadorned, to crowns of gold
Come gather all, neath starry night
And with this drink, we forget our plight

[CHORUS]



Come company red, come rings of bronze
Come join and revel, from dusk til’ dawn
When fight is done, at end of day
We sing and drink, the whole night away

[CHORUS]


Now raise ye glass, and drain the mug
Then fill once more, till ye empty the jug
We’ll sing and sway, with flowing bowl
And in the small hours, to bed we will roll

[CHORUS]

Let love be found, among the grape
For wine, does no better matchmaker make
To meet, to dance, oh what luck!
To drink, to sing, and then off to fu-
(flustered, stumble into the chorus)

[CHORUS]

When off we tread, to Pennsic war
All tremble at, our Dragon’s roar
Where Sun, nor storm, nor Tigers East
Shall keep us from, our fermented feast

[CHORUS]

There is no strife, nor war so bleak
That has the strength, to keep us from drink.
We’ll drain the Flagon, raise the cup
And fill it again, till we’ve had our sup.

[CHORUS]

*Beneath Dragon’s banner unfurled
**Beneath the Drake, our flag unfurled
***Our banner flies, ‘neath Drake unfurled
You’ll find the finest drink in the world.
So fill your mug, and join with us
Together we cry, DRACO INVICTUS!

[CHORUS x2]




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