You Cannot Push a Bard off a Bridge (filk)
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You cannot push a bard of a bridge
No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You cannot push a bard for that would just be hard No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You can push a jester off a bridge Yes you can push a jester off a bridge You can push a jester, if they’re wearing polyester Yes, you can push a jester off a bridge You can push a drummer of a bridge Yes you can push a drummer off a bridge You can push a drummer but only in the summer Yes you can push a drummer off a bridge You can push an actor off a bridge Yes you can push an actor off a bridge You can push an actor if you’re trying to distract her Yes, you can push an actor off a bridge\ But you cannot push a bard of a bridge No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You cannot push a bard for that would just be hard No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You can push a fool off a bridge Yes, you can push a fool off a bridge You can push a fool but that would just be cruel Yes you can push a fool off a bridge You can push a troubadour off a bridge Yes you can push a troubadour off a bridge You can push a troubadour people might think you're a bore But you can push a troubadour off a bridge You can push a magician off a bridge Yes you can push a magician off a bridge You can push a magician, but they are magic in the kitchen Yes, you can push a magician off a bridge But you cannot push a bard of a bridge No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You cannot push a bard for that would just be hard No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You can push a poet off a bridge Yes you can push a poet off a bridge You can push a poet and they’ll never even know it Yes, you can push a poet off a bridge You can push a skald off a bridge Yes you can push a skald off a bridge You can push a skald be they hirsute or blad Yes, you can push a skald off a bridge You can push impostor syndrome off a bridge Yes you can push impostorsyndrome off a bridge Yes impostor syndrome sucks, just don’t give a fuck Yes, you can push impostor syndrome off a bridge You cannot push a bard of a bridge No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge You cannot push a bard for that would just be hard No, you cannot push a bard off a bridge Based on the original song "You Cannot Push a Laurel Off a Bridge" by Annys Blodwell of Lochac |
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