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Gatorade (Gaudete filk)


Taliesin Wordweaver            



(Written in the First Gatorade War, concurrent with the First Bardic War)
(A joint effort of Taliesin and Dahrien)

Gatorade Gatorade I crave sodium, Simple carbs in colorful solutions
Gatorade Gatorade I crave sodium, Simple carbs in colorful solutions

Potassium, magnesium, coupled up with dextrose
Artifical coloring carried by the the fructose

Gatorade etc.x2

Arctic Blitz and Glacier Freeze, rescue me from heat stroke
flavors bursting in my mouth, In joy I fear I must croak

Gatorade etc.x2

'Lectrolytes and acid tart make one's tastebuds tingle

You will buy some Lemon-Lime if you heed my jingle

Gatorade etc.x2

Muscles flagging, tongue hangs out, cry for fav'rite flavor.
The multicolored kiss of life, this is what we savor

Gatorade etc. x2

Pour the powder pale as snow, watch the rainbow blossom,
An acid trip is half as bright , our drink of choice is awesome

Gatorade etc.x2

Angry fruits are punching back, now it's raining berries
Choose the lower calories to stave off massive carries

Gatorade etc.x2




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