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The Drunken Peer


Roisín ingen Conaill            


(To the tune of "The Drunken Sailor")

What do you do with a drunken white belt,
What do you do with a drunken white belt,
What do you do with a drunken white belt,
Early in the morning?

Drop him off at Drachenwald if he speaks Swedish,
Drop him off at Drachenwald if he speaks Swedish,
Drop him off at Drachenwald if he speaks Swedish,
They've got a sign that says so!

Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken M.O.D, (pronounce as "Mawd:)
What do you do with a drunken M.O.D,
What do you do with a drunken M.O.D,
Early in the morning?

Don't give him Scotch until it's thirty,
Don't give him Scotch until it's thirty,
Don't give him Scotch until it's thirty,
He'll always know the difference!

Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken Pelican,
What do you do with a drunken Pelican,
What do you do with a drunken Pelican,
Early in the morning?

Tell them there's a table that needs moving,
Tell them there's a table that needs moving,
Tell them there's a table that needs moving,
Over in the corner!

Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises,
Early in the morning!

What do you do with a drunken Laurel,
What do you do with a drunken Laurel,
What do you do with a drunken Laurel,
Early in the morning?

Pour them another 'cuz they're more fun that way,
Pour them another 'cuz they're more fun that way,
Pour them another 'cuz they're more fun that way,
Early in the morning!

Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises!
Way, hey, and up she rises,
Early in the morning!



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