Rudolph the Killer Reindeer
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lyrics: Cerian Cantwr music:Johnny Marks |
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You know Jason and Freddy and Michael and Chucky.
All of their victims were not very lucky. But do you recall The most quadruped slasher of all? Rudolph the killer reindeer Had a shiny hockey mask With his sharp and pointy antlers He’d a homicidal task. All of the other slashers While they slayed and maimed with glee Were startled by blood smeared Rudolph On a four legged killing spree. The one silent deadly night, Santa came to say... “What are you doing here you stupid reindeer? This is summer camp and it’s July. You’re supposed to be back at the North Pole.” Christmas that year had to be run on a somewhat restricted schedule owing to the nature of Santa’s injuries. Curiously, he remained strangely reticent about the entire incident. Then how the killers loved him As he impaled festively Psychotic, sadistic Rudolph Filling up the mortuary. |
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