The Artisain That Must Do Everything
| Parzival Angist |
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Filk song to the tune of “The Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything”
Written: October 2023 First Performed: Bardic Madness XXV (November 4 2023), at the Pre-Feast Concert [CHORUS] I am the artisan, that must do everything. Check out this new craft, that I just found And if you ask me, what is my specialty I'll just tell you, I just do everything [CHORUS] Well I love to do coin making And I’m not too bad at fencing I had to learn to make my garb, because I’m pretty tall I love to work with leather, Cook, and weave with kumihimo I even once brewed my own alcohol (Was it any good? Uhhh…) [CHORUS] There’s bookbinding, paper making, Sashiko, and tablet weaving. I’ve tried my hand at scribing, but I can’t write very small. And I’ll tell you, woodwork’s tricky When your workshop is a bedroom. Don’t ask how I hurt my hand, I can’t recall. [CHORUS] Well my tub is full of fabric, And my rug is full of sawdust, And my stove is boiling walnuts that I collected last fall. Plus I still need ten thousand rings For my chainmail making demo. *Pause* Wait…did I ever clear that with my seneschal? [CHORUS] Now, it’s not that I am fickle, I just crave new information. Just for fun I once read Midrealm’s book of royal protocol. Wait, what’s that? What’s that you’re doing? Yay! My next hyperfixation. Did I sleep last night? *HA HA* No, not at all! [CHORUS] |
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