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![]() John Inchingham (on the right), Master of the Laurel, and therefore of all arts and sciences, demonstates his mastery of this particular technique. |
![]() Commander Dietrich, or at least the back of his head, is a highly accomplished slacker. See him for instruction in this most useful of sciences. On the other hand, if you want to learn to use yourt helmet for a pillow while breathing through a kazoo, talk to Avery. |
If you visit American city,OK, how can I say such a thing after preaching at you to drink plenty of water throughout the entire page? It's not water in general I'm warning you about, but Pennsic water in particular. Pennsic's water is well water, and it gives some people problems. If you've got a cranky digestive system, you may want to stick to bottled water instead. Leave a bottle of Pennsic water out overnight, and it magically turns to, not wine, but rust. Both the water and its' container will now be a peculiar shade of orange. The well water has an extremely high iron content (it contains other chemicals too) - if you normally take iron supplements, you can probably leave them on the shelf this week.
You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware:
Don't drink the water, and don't breathe the air.
-- Tom Lehrer
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