Lyrics: Gunnbjorn Gunnarsson |
Music: The Lumberjack Song by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson
I'm a Viking, and I'm OK;
I rape and pillage for my pay!
We chop down trees, we build long ships,
We sail across the sea;
We're not too keen on shopping,
So we practice robbery!
We chop down doors, we knock down walls,
We burn the churches down;
We put on funny helmets
To party in your town!
We like the Franks, they got nice things;
We like to rob them blind.
Their women are so willing
To help a man unwind!
The Saxons are no fun at all,
They like to bitch and moan.
They got this king named Alfred
Who pays us to stay home.
When I get home, I kiss the wife
And give the dog a bone.
(spoken) ...or have I got that backwards?
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