Why a Bardic Circle is Better than Sex

Ursula the Widow

In a bardic circle, longer does not mean better.
Pleasure is guaranteed in a bardic circle.
If it's cold, you can enjoy it just as much with your clothes on.
Nobody asks you to get a blood test before you have it.
You won't get arrested for having it in public.
You can have it with as many people as you want.
Having it with the wrong people does not provide grounds for divorce.
No one gets mad if you laugh while it's happening.
You can have it next to the campfire without getting burned.
You can have it and drink at the same time.

And best of all -

A bardic circle can go all night.

Why a Bardic Circle with Master Cerian is Like Sex

They both make highly amusing sounds.

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