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Anadactus


Master Cerian Cantwr            


The happy anadactus comes bouncing right along,
The dreaded killer bunny, with incisors six feet long.
His stature may be tiny, but his appetite is not.
He's peckish at all hours and devours quite a lot.

Even if he's in a temper, his teeth he can not grind -
His overbite is taller than the rest of him combined.
Dental problems do require great care and expertise;
Lest he himself decapitate, each time he has to sneeze.

His favorite food is elephants, he can eat quite a few -
Dentition makes this mission a toothsome mouth to chew.
For buffaloes are bon-bons and pachyderms a prize.
His favorite way for serving snacks is in the jumbo size.

He will eat almost anything, his hunger knows no bounds.
His sudden bite will startle pursuing packs of hounds.
Whenever chasing rabbits, through fen or field or bog,
All canines should be cautious, 'ware the hare that bit the dog.

A quiet cunning coney, no prey will he refuse.
Voracious not loquacious - he is silent while he chews.
He views the world as his buffet, with treats he can consume
Beware the floppy ears that mark the conttontail of doom.

© 2004 Charles Grab
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